is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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