We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my vag is so smooth its legendary
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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