I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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