I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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