Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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