My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Are we still banned from the library?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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