I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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