Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
foreskin is a definite game changer
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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