Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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