What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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