Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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