Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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