he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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