Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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