peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We were destined to go to rehab together
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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