So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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