things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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