yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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