She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....