a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I intend to get homeless drunk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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