Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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