I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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