So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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