There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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