But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
