that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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