the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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