I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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