return my video game
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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