when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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