Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
there is puke in my bra ... again
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