Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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