Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
So vagazzling was a success
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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