Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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