Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i dont even know how to be here
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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