Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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