I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need water and some morals
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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