This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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