You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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