ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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