I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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