You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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