And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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