Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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