so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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