And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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