What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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