i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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