I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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