dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just want to make out with him forever
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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