How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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