just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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