Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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