Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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