So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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