It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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