did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You are the jesus of drinking
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
