covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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BRING THE BAGELS
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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